I Had the Time of My Life!!

Ok..I know I must be crazy publishing this pic. BUT...I promised you posts about my everyday life. So here is one NOT from a sexy posed shoot but just drunk me at my bachelorette party on Saturday night with my hot stripper. It should be a crime to have this much fun!!! The things he did to me..!!!..yummmmm!!! Damn he was HUNG and HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!! I cant even begin to describe it all, It was one of those "you had to be there". We all were sooooo bad....mix 22 crazy, perverted ladies with alcohol and a very well endowed male stripper (yes that is ALL him, I can attest to that) and... well... lets just say I havent laughed so much in a long time! I did mange to stay out of jail (barely!..lol). It was a night with my peeps I will NEVER forget. Thank you ladies from the bottom of my heart..love you all!!

Party Time..stripper and pin the junk on the hunk!

Tonight is "my last fling before the ring" bachelorette party. There will be plenty of good food and drink but most importantly I will be surrounded by good friends who have been with me through the years often joining me in being very bad..but in a good way!....lol The photo is my cake for the party. I love the details including the veins and the cum...mmmm...I'm having a hard time staying away from it before tonight!..lol My girls got me a male stripper and we will be playing cock ring toss and pin the junk on the hunk.....lots of cocks at this party! I have cocks hanging from the ceiling, on walls, the tables and ...well..just about everywhere!..lol So 2 weeks from today I say "I Do". I admit I'm a little scared but when I ask myself one question "Can I imagine my life without him", the answer without hesitation is always no. He is a part of me and will be for the rest of my life. I am a VERY lucky woman. So if you dont hear from me anytime soon, I will be in jail for sexual assault (just kidding!). Me and my girls tend get a little rowdy when we are together partying. I may pull the G string off of the stripper with my teeth..mmmm.... Have a great weekend everyone...I know I will!!! Huggles... Ritzi

New Update for Friday

My update should be up by tomorrow morning. I am wearing a black lace bra and panty set and play with hot wax! I drip the candle wax on my nipples and big tits. It feels so sensuous! I love everything about the feel..hot, smooth, soft, sexy...I get so wet when doing wax play :-). My fiance was so excited, after the shoot, he barely had the camera out of his hands when he had his cock in me. I was bent over the bed and he fucked me like there was no tomorrow!..lol. Yummmmm!!! I hope you enjoy the pics as much as I had fun doing them... Huggles my sweets!...Ritzi

I'm such a naughty girl, daddy caned me!

I was so bad today. I know how to push daddys buttons!
I wasn't laughing for long. Daddy got out his cane, strapped me down to the bed and caned me until I was yelling and sobbing for him to stop!!
I think I need to misbehave again real soon!!! I'm  such a wicked daddys girl!!
See the full set coming soon on my site!!!

Girl/Girl shoot?

I'm hoping to do a girl/girl photo set and video to be shot next week and the set should be up the week of Aug 27th. I'm waiting to hear back from my beautiful gf to see if she will be available.
 She has very sexy curves and has beautiful large breasts...a very sensuous lady :-)
Thinking about what we will do..hmmmm...maybe some pussy licking, strap on, dildo, vibrator, bondage??? Not sure yet, you will just have to wait and see! But no matter what we choose to do, it will be hot and sexy :-).

Today & photo of working me....

Feeling restless today. Too much to do and not enough time.
Here is a not so glamorous photo of computer geek me, busy working at my computer in my bedroom :-)

Want to meet me, direct me or have me as hostess for your private function?

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This is a chance for you to meet me and spend some time with me, hostess your private function or direct a photo or video shoot.

Time is a minimum of 2 hours up to 8 hours which is considered a full day.

My fees (to compensate for my time and expenses) are as follows:


Full Day (8 hours)... 1400.00
Half Day (4 hours)...  800.00
Lunch or Dinner Date (2 hours)... 300.00
Hostess Small Private Function ( 20 people or less for up to 3 hours)...200.00 per person
Photo Shoot... 150.00 per hour, minimum 2 hours.
Video Shoot... starts at 200.00 per hour for solo, minimum 2 hours
Other types of bookings (fetish, shopping, dress up,  ect.) and prices are available, please email for info.

Since each booking is so unique, the info below is very basic.
It would be impossible to list here all the fine details. Specifics are tailored to the individual booking.
Everything will be discussed fully and well in advance of our time together to insure things run smoothly and there is no confusion.

We will meet in a public place upon our meeting for the first time. I will be accompanied by a chaperone at no cost to you.
 My escort will not in anyway interfere with our time together.
 He is there for my protection only! After the first booking and once I have gotten to know you well, a chaperone may not be required.
That is up to my discretion.

I prefer booking locally (SE Pa,NE Pa NJ,NYC area )
If I decide to travel, you will be required to pay my expenses and my overnight accommodations in the hotel of my choice.
2 weeks before our meeting, we will agree to what you want to do (dinner, shopping, photos, ect.)


For photo shoots: If you are going to join me in the shoot you are required to sign all required release forms and MUST provide:
Current ID with proof of age and proof of address.

Forms of I.D.accepted: Drivers License or passport
Form of address accepted: Current utility bill, medical bill, ect. showing your name and address.



Payment:
A deposit in the sum of half the amount of the booking MUST be made before I reserve your booking.
The balance, in cash only, is due upon my arrival for the booking. If you don't have the balance, I will leave and you will forfeit your deposit.
All deposits are non refundable so please make sure of the booking before you send the deposit.

Email me at :  thedecadentretrohousewife@yahoo.com     for more info or questions.


Sex is not being offered. I am being compensated for my time and expenses.
This is a chance for you to meet me and spend some time with me, hostess your private function or direct a photo or video shoot.

Regarding my SC Update 4...Victorian prostitute.

I recently did a shoot set back in Victorian times, Photo Issue # 4, with text describing the theme. I was told I couldnt post the text because it contain references to prostitution. I totally understand why they couldn't allow it.  Adult webmasters hands are tied because of the antiquated laws they must abide by that the credit card companies hold over them.  Do it their way or suffer the consequences!
So, not to be discouraged, I am going to post content on my blog where the credit cards companies have no say and can not censor my creative process.
 So I am posting the text here because I feel the shoot loses something without the text.

 Victorian Prostitute from Storyville New Orleans 1897-1917

It has been a long night working here at Lulu Whites Mahogany Hall. Must have serviced 7, no make that 8 men. You lose count after awhile. Sucking and fucking my life away.
Getting paid well to fuck  is better then doing laundry for a few cents a week or being the wife,
or should I say property of some lowlife drunken fool who takes what he wants then beats me.

The brothel is finally quiet. The gentleman have returned home to their respectful lives and prudish wives.
Now its time just for me. I'll enjoy a little Absinthe and relax.

Note: The antique clock pictured on the wall in my set (and below) is one of the original clocks once hung in the prostitutes rooms in Lulu White's Mahogany Hall New Orleans (1897-1917).
There were 15 and this is one of two that survived all these years. (It IS authenticated!)  It is one of my most prized possessions.
I have a fondness for those ladies. They worked hard and played hard.
 They worked in bad conditions but they did what they had to do to survive. They are my muses.

Good Night my sweets..

Ready to pack it in for the night. Been going since early morning. Cup of tea, Netflix, cozy bed. What more could a girl want..well....I COULD think of one thing more....I'm such a dirty girl!...lol

Happy Tuesday!

Hello Ritzi fans :-),
Hope you are having a great day.
 For those of you who have joined my site, a big thank you and big wet kiss <smooch!!>.
Those guys who havent signed up yet, you are missing out on some hot pics <wink>! Hope you decide to join us on the pink, wet, inside soon :-).
On my main page I have added links to my Yahoo group and Twitter account.
If you want to be added to my mailing list, please join my Yahoo group.
Its going to be a busy day today, so I must close.
Hugs N love my sweets!.... Ritzi

New Update for Wed the 15th! Heels, feet & whipped cream!!

This next update going up on Wed. is a foot lovers delight. 2 types of heels, then my sexy bare feet with purple pained toenails, then covered in whipped cream...WAM...very sexy!!

New Update coming tomorrow!

I did a sexy Victorian prostitute shoot for my 8/13/12 update on SC. I love the Victorian times especially the ladies who worked in the brothels back then. This shoot is my tribute to them. They are my muses.